A REAL DINOSAUR. A SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR PERSONALITY.

ANKYLOSAURUS.

Unavailable for nonsense.

You like a dependable plan, a comfortable environment, and absolutely nobody moving your stuff. You avoid unnecessary conflict, but arrive unusually well-equipped for it.

SteadyPrivateWell prepared

SIGNATURE MOVESaying ‘it's fine’ while developing defensive infrastructure.

SPECIMEN 06 / LATE CRETACEOUSAnkylosaurus magniventris reconstructionANKYLOSAURUS MAGNIVENTRIS · HERBIVORE
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WHEN
68–66 million years ago
ON THE MENU
Herbivore
LENGTH
About 6–8 m
BODY MASS
Roughly 5–8 tonnes

Armor in the skin

Bony osteoderms formed protective armor across the body, with additional armor incorporated into the skull.

A reinforced handle

Stiffened vertebrae near the end of the tail supported a large bony club.

Small teeth, big animal

Its relatively small leaf-shaped teeth fit a plant-eating diet; it did not have a predator's cutting dentition.

Low and wide

A broad body and short legs produced a low-slung build suited to feeding close to the ground.

Complicated airways

The nasal region had a complex internal structure. Airflow and heat exchange have been investigated in ankylosaur relatives.

A final-Cretaceous animal

It lived alongside Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus near the end of the age of non-avian dinosaurs.

A little room for discovery.

No complete Ankylosaurus skeleton has been found. The exact arrangement of all its body armor remains uncertain.

Read more: Ankylosaurus on Wikipedia · Research and references. Facts are summarized in our own words. Size and date ranges are approximate; estimates vary by specimen and study. Gallery images may include other species within the genus.

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